January 2010
The Power Of Worrying
Death was walking toward a city one morning and a man asked, “What are you going to do?”
“I’m going to take 100 people.” Death replied.
“That’s horrible!” The man said.
“That’s the way it is.” Death said. “That’s what I do.”
The man hurried to warn everyone he could about Death’s plan.
As evening fell,...
Travis Payne and the Dancing Inmates of Cebu ;)
Who else thinks that Zoe Saldana looks hell better when her skin is color blue??! ;) Haha
People seldom say “I Love You”
and it’s either too late or love has gone.
When I tell you ”I Love You”, it does not mean
I know you’ll never go…
Only that I wish you don’t have to go.
Yes, I wish you don’t have to go.
Goodbye to You
It’s sad to say goodbye I know,
But time has its reasons.
It’s sad to admit it has to be so
We, too have our seasons.
But do not grieve my friend
For there are a lot along the way.
To you my greetings I will sometimes send
Maybe even from day to day.
I often tried to reach you
Heaven knows how far.
But you turned away form me
Like that very distant star.
So now my friend
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Secret for a long life!?
One afternoon, a woman walks up to a grinning old man, happily rocking away in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t hep noticing how happy you look,” she says. “Whats the secret for a long happy life?”
“Well, I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day,” he says. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise.”
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