the button that just couldn’t take it any longer
sherlock being gay is all i care about
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
the plants name is called “makahiya” and hiya in tagalog means “shy”.
whenever you touch the plants leaves, they immediately fold up together looking as if its really shy hence the name.
The only one in the world.
I invented the job.