Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
startin the day with your eye liner like
endin the day with your eye liner like
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do